PostsCommentsPayoutsbmwlover (55)in #poetry • 7 years agoRE: Meeting your yeast Thank you :)bmwlover (55)in #poetry • 7 years agoRE: A map to gallop the praises you blossom Wow you could have just said you dont like my poem? What the heck is this?bmwlover (55)in #newsit • 7 years agoRE: Just getting use to steemitNigel, what are you saying?bmwlover (55)in #newbie • 7 years agoRE: Just getting my feet wet.Get your own arts program, you fairy!bmwlover (55)in #newbie • 7 years agoRE: another dayThe best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out of the tires. --Dorothy Parker--bmwlover (55)in #newbie • 7 years agoRE: rough waters aheadLaws of Programming: #15 - Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer to maintain itbmwlover (55)in #life • 7 years agoRE: Getting ready for my life to changeBicycle Repair Man, how can I ever repay you?bmwlover (55)in #newbie • 7 years agoRE: I've run up against a wallFreud is the father of psychoanalysis. It has no mother. --Germaine Greer--bmwlover (55)in #newbie • 7 years agoRE: boy, am i tiredYes, he raised quite a few eyebrows.bmwlover (55)in #newbie • 7 years agoRE: I wish I knew what I was doingBoultbee's Criterion: If the converse of a statement is absurd, the original statement is an insult to the intelligence and should never have been said.bmwlover (55)in #newbie • 7 years agoRE: I wish I knew what I was doingBoyle's Observation: A welfare state is one that assumes responsibility for the health, happiness, and general well-being of all its citizens except the taxpayers.bmwlover (55)in #newbie • 7 years agoRE: rough waters aheadThe First Corollary to Murphy's Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.bmwlover (55)in #newbie • 7 years agoRE: another dayWhere does he keep his water dish?bmwlover (55)in #newbie • 7 years agoRE: rough waters aheadIn the arguments over the validity of the Theory of Quantum Mechanics, Dr. Albert Einstein uttered his now oft-quoted line, 'God does not play dice with the Universe' but rarely…bmwlover (55)in #newbie • 7 years agoRE: I wish I knew what I was doing[The vector] has never been of the slightest use to any creature. -Lord Kelvinbmwlover (55)in #newbie • 7 years agoRE: I've run up against a wallBally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father - hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and…bmwlover (55)in #newbie • 7 years agoRE: Just getting my feet wet.Pork rinds! Gasp Choke Vienna sausages! Uk...uk...uk Orange marshmallow peanuts (The Horror, The Horror)!bmwlover (55)in #newbie • 7 years agoRE: another dayFew people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week. --George Bernard Shaw--bmwlover (55)in #life • 7 years agoRE: Getting ready for my life to changeHow was it, little buddy?bmwlover (55)in #life • 7 years agoRE: Getting ready for my life to changeWhen a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. --George Bernard Shaw--