PostsCommentsPayoutsbrandt (66)in Comedy Open Mic • 9 months agoRE: How I Closed Out 2021 by Pissing my Pants: A Comedy Open Mic Contest EntryI died of laughter reading that story you wrote about shit. Thanks. Hell is way better than Earth.brandt (66)in Proof of Brain • 11 months agoRE: Something differentYeah… they really aren't nice about it, are they? And I agree, it's fun to bend the photography rules a bit now and then. Horizons don't always need to be horizontal :)brandt (66)in Proof of Brain • last yearRE: Something differentI've never been on adderall but I used to work with a line cook who was. He was fucking fast, man. You ever shot at anybody during a panic attack? Only the pig who was…brandt (66)in Proof of Brain • last yearRE: Something differentInteresting. I picked up the habit of deflection when I was a kid. It's only recently that I'm starting to allow myself to accept compliments. I probably spent a third of my last…brandt (66)in Proof of Brain • last yearRE: Something differentThey are. I was up all night last night talking to them. Your local Walmart probably sells them. If not I can mail you one. Thanks for the tips :)brandt (66)in #life • last yearRE: Society Needs Parades and CriticsI had to look up mummer plays. I guess the whole world's a stage, eh? Also, newfoundlands in Florida had me laughing… why would that even be a thing 🤔brandt (66)in Galenkp's Stuff • last yearRE: Abstinence and habit-breakingFive cups a day is a pretty good start. One of these days my heart is probably going to just explode.brandt (66)in Proof of Brain • last yearRE: Something differentThanks. It was fated to happen, I didn't even notice till after I hit publish :)brandt (66)in Galenkp's Stuff • last yearRE: Abstinence and habit-breakingI don't think I could function without coffee. The mere thought of abstaining from it terrifies me :) I am doing a sobriety experiment, though. Since Oct. 27. I went back to…brandt (66)in #life • last yearRE: Society Needs Parades and CriticsFake snow, eh? That reminds me, when I was a kid my mom would put a white blanket around the Christmas tree to simulate snow. Not much powder to be had in the tropics. a…brandt (66)in #photography • last yearRE: This Single LifeI can't skate, but those are some nice looking rinks :) the person behind me can go fuck themselves until a passing lane opens up lol. Tailgaters can eat shit and die. And…brandt (66)in Proof of Brain • last yearRE: Something differentHELL YEAHbrandt (66)in Rant, Complain, Talk • last yearRE: We're Ruined :>)Heartwarming is one way to describe it. There are a lot of smiling people in it, that's for sure. Too many jump scares for my taste, but the premise is fantastic.brandt (66)in Rant, Complain, Talk • last yearRE: We're Ruined :>)That was inspiring. I'm going to go make some popcorn now and wait for the world to start burning. Have you ever seen the 2022 horror movie Smile? Image #3 reminds me of the…brandt (66)in Wednesday Walk • last yearRE: Where are you from?Me legs is too ugly. Not gonna happen.brandt (66)in Photography Lovers • last yearRE: Big day on Little Bear Peakbig lebowski actually paints a much more realistic picture of ash scattering, not gonna liebrandt (66)in #curangel • last yearRE: Curangel curation compilation December 03, 2023Thanks @nikv and @curangel! Please don't ever fall off a mountain and die :)brandt (66)in #life • last yearRE: Wet SpaghettiCool. You can start with Ted Cruz.brandt (66)in #outofthinair • last yearRE: Now You See Me Now You Don'tCalculators are so overrated. Get an abacus instead.brandt (66)in Photography Lovers • last yearRE: Big day on Little Bear PeakNot gonna lie, I had some of his, ashes in, my face. Comma. Spreading ashes is a thing that's much less glamorous/romantic in real life than how it probably sounded in the pitch…