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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 14th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

  thanks

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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 13th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

  Two men are stranded on a deserted island. One despairs, but the other one claps him assuredly on the back and says, “Don’t worry, they will definitely find us, and soon.”…

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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 12th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

  thanks

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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 11th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

  I just came back from a court. They charged the guy with bringing his own bag of candy, popcorn and soda to the cinema. It’s really unjust that he lost. Eventually he had to…

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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 9th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

  When somebody makes you really angry, count to three. When you get to two, punch them in the face. They won’t be expecting that.

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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 8th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

  When your first child eats some earth, a bit of grass or a worm, you take it to a doctor. When your second child eats some earth, a bit of grass or a worm, you spit on a hankie…

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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 7th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

  I was the best door-to-door security alarms salesmen for many years running. The trick was to just leave a brochure on the kitchen table if there was nobody home.

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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 6th May 2018 **FAUCET OPEN**

  How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. They’re fiercely efficient and not really given to jokes.

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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 5th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

  A smoothie. The miracle of selling somebody a peach and a banana for $5.

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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 4th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

  I hope the children will never find out why I say ‘oooops….” so often when I vacuum their rooms.

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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 3rd May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

  Today, I found a mosquito, I sat right next to it and kept on buzzing so he would see what it’s like, not being able to sleep!

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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 2nd May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

  I read the mass chicken farms pump chickens full of antibiotics. Well, that would at least explain why chicken soup is so good when you have a cold.

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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 1st May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

  I was going to start a Procrastinators Club. But then I realized I’d have to reject anyone who actually turned up at the meeting so I decided to put it off again.

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• joeness (51)in #dmania • 7 years ago

  RE: be careful what you wish for

  it's too soon to tell... a loot less new memes now and with the 50rep+ bot has nothing to vote for at this moment - last vote 3h ago :D we will see after this storm pass how is dmania doing

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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 30th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

  Mobile - Update Tablet – Update Laptop - Update TV – Update Gaming console – Update Somehow I’m afraid to plug in the iron.

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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 29th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

  At a psychiatric ward: “Doctor, what should we do with the new guy in room 6? He believes he’s a wolf.” Doctor: “Whatever you do, don’t let his grandmother visit!”

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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 28th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 27th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

  thanks like always

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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 26th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

  What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? A slow swimmer.

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• joeness (51)in #steemit • 7 years ago

  RE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 25th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

  Two blind dudes are fighting really viciously. How do you stop them? You shout, “I’m betting on the dude with the knife!”

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