PostsCommentsPayoutsrayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 2 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-23 12:37Dad joke of the DAY!! What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time no sea.rayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 2 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-22 00:22Dad joke of the DAY!! What did the buffalo say to her son on the first day of school? “Bison.”rayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 2 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-22 00:22Dad joke of the DAY!! I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, “Na.”rayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 2 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-21 12:52Dad joke of the DAY!! I put my old car in reverse and thought, “Wow, this really takes me back.”rayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 2 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-21 12:52Dad joke of the DAY!! Why did the car take a nap? It was tired.rayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 2 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-20 23:08Thats why its called "DAD" jokesrayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 2 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-20 23:08Dad joke of the DAY!! Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.rayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 2 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-20 23:08Dad joke of the DAY!! My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”rayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 2 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-20 23:08Dad joke of the DAY!! What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Floprayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 2 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-20 23:08Dad joke of the DAY!!! Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.rayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 3 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-16 22:30Dad joke of the DAY!! If prisoners could take their own mug shots… They’d be called cellfies.rayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 3 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-16 22:30Dad joke of the DAY!!! What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.rayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 3 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-16 22:30Dad joke of the DAY!!! To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.rayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 3 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-16 13:03Dad joke of the DAY!! I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.rayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 3 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-16 13:03Dad joke of the DAY!! My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.rayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 3 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-16 13:03Dad joke of the DAY!! What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.rayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 3 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-15 22:40Dad joke of the DAY!! The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.rayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 3 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-15 22:40Dad joke of the DAY!! I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.rayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 3 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-15 22:40Dad joke of the DAY!!! My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”rayjacob (38)in LeoFinance • 3 months agoRE: LeoThread 2025-01-15 22:40Dad joke of the DAY!! I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.