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Welcome to the VDUX Haiku Contest -- Let's Tango!!!
Tango is not necessary to win 2 SBD, author rewards, and some free publicity. All you need to do is write a haiku!
Applause for @felixgarciap who supported the contest with a very generous donation of SBDs.
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If you also want to donate, I use ALL donations to support the prize winner(s), none for me. When you transfer SBDs, include memo "for the contest."
Read below for more about the contest instructions, how to participate, awards, and how I'll select a winner. I'll announce Previous Contest Winner soon.
Contest Instructions
Write a haiku about worms. Real or gummy or imaginary or a German city.
This must be a one-stanza, traditional 5-7-5 haiku like the ones described here: http://www.kidzone.ws/poetry/haiku.htm . Here’s an example:
You may submit multiple haikus, but you need to make each haiku its own reply so I can upvote each one.
This contest's theme comes from @tygertyger -- thank her for the suggestion! She's getting .005 SBDs from me just for the idea!
How to Participate
- Reply below with your haiku. Deadine: 11:59 pm UTC, August 17, 2018.
- Upvote this post. Deadline: 11:59 pm UTC, August 17, 2018.
That's it! But...
You should also resteem this post to increase the winner's prize and give yourself some free exposure! You can participate without resteeming -- I don't give preference -- but if you do resteem, it only helps you.
Also, post your entry on your own blog! Mention @vdux and I'll give you an upvote and resteem your post.
And, collect a bonus point for each person you tag in your contest entry. More players, more prizes, more fun!
Awards
Winner gets:
- 2.0 SBD
- One free resteem from me for any of the winner's posts. (You choose the post. There's no time limit but I reserve the right to refuse resteem any post I consider offensive or indecent -- I'll simply ask you for a different, non-offensive post.)
One runner-up gets:
- 0.2 SBD
- One free resteem from me for any of the winner's posts. (You choose the post. There's no time limit but I reserve the right to refuse to resteem any post I consider offensive or indecent -- I'll simply ask you for a different, non-offensive post.)
How I Will Select the Winner
Within 2 days after the deadline, I will read all entries and choose a winner and runner-up. While I'll take upvotes into consideration, my selection will reflect my personal preference based on the entries you submit.
Feel free to reuse a haiku from the past and write as many as you want!
Also, give congrats to all who've participated in my previous contests:
@tristancarax, @jenel, @giddyupngo, @chrislyr, @mineopoly, @puppetmaster1111, @calluna, @yidneth, @creatr, @acousticsteveo, @blackant, @rlt47, @viking-ventures, @steemotion, @foxfiction, @lologirl, @creyestxsa94, @yahialababidi, @jadams2k18, @doughtaker, @ladyrai, @impending.doom, @andysantics48, @felixgarciap, @godstimetim, @gamsam, @antorchajohnny, @aniketmore1925, @mameh, @tygertyger, @kaelci, @felicitas, @ayyeenn, @dmilliz, @eprolific, @jvanman, @kimberlylane, @phoenixwren, @liverussian, @herbertholmes, @dizzyjay, @emdesan, @markeverlasting, @shawnsporter, @operahoser, @eaglespirit, @tomset, @millennialnow, @preparedwombat, @apeximomen, @melissakellie, @freedomno1, @moneyinfant, @mermaidvampire, @millennialnow, @mysearchisover, @yahialababidi, @givonwayne, @pinkgeek, @boxcarblue, @ablaze, @hope-k, @rexdickson, @crescendoofpeace, @digitokash, @theunlimited, @theodora87, @mysecondself01, @pocketmouse, @jacksondavies, @ohkaaay, @lazarus-wist, @dbooster, @janesmy081316, @dc420la, @redheadpei, @whitelite, @olymar248, @nenad-ristic, @trudeehunter, @bananamemos, @iswaldsmoak, @josoft, @onefatindian, @pedroelec, @offgridlife, @daisyphotography, @chadrona, @hazem91, @celsius100, @emergehealthier, @ralk98, @fromage, @four20, @amayphin, @mother2chicks, @jackofcrows, @trumanity, @barge, @evlachsblog, @natepower, @elbrujo, @neenarose, @beatking13, @snowyknight
FEEL THE HAIKU!!!
Little tiny worm
Traveled through the tiny grass
Eaten by the bird
Aw poor worm...
Wiggly, wiggly worm.
Don’t give your heart to a grub
Buried in the earth.
Lovely!
Breakfast
So fat and juicy
How they pop between the teeth
Tasty tasty worms
Immediately made me think of the children's song about eating worms lol
Ewww!!!
here is mine
Making dirt all day
Earth worms work they do not play
Now we go fishing
https://steemit.com/haiku/@four20/vdux-haiku-contest-and-tango-worms-by-four20
Cool! What's in the picture? Are those real worms?
I make and sell miniatures for collectors, photographers, game developers, dollhouse enthusiasts, action figure sceneries, dioramas and room boxes.
The can is a capacitor cut down and the worms are polymer clay. They go nicely with my jars of flies or a 6" fishing pole!
Amazing stuff!
thanks
No legs arms feet hands
And yet you meet and tango
In your own crude way
OOOH that's brilliant. Nice, nice!
Who Tends Your Flowerbed?
Unseen gardeners
Tireless turning the black earth
Always thank the worms
Nice.
Same shape head and tail
The leading side is chosen
By flavor alone
(The last few times I've had gummy worms they were kind that have two flavors, but one half is always better.)
Oh the orange half
Left severed in the sugar
Can you grow back too?
(I always get this same thing with gummy worms, and end up leaving half eaten rejects in the bag)
Don't sweat the colors
They're only dyes and treatments
Sugar tastes the same
what do you so this THIS one?
Relax. Take a seat.
Escape this reality.
Written words take me.
image source
Bookworm! Brilliant!
Ants, earwigs, squirmy worms
full of life my compost be
recycling turns
Format?
squirmy is one syllable if you say it like I do
lol
Ants, bugs, squirmy worms
full of life my compost be
recycling turns
Boom!
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Thank you so kindly,
I certainly will do that
appreciated
Hello @vdux, my entry
My soul wanders!
by @felixgarciap
Life away from you
I am a worm without hope
And my soul wanders
https://steemit.com/esteem/@felixgarciap/my-soul-wanders-a-haiku-poem-a683d31b8c48est
Very creative! Thank you!!
Worms come flat or round
You can buy them by the pound
Or find them in ground
Yes, that's a rhyming haiku
Ha! You're right, it rhymes. Nice!
Thanks! =D
We need some to go fishing
I hope we catch trout
Sounds like somebody likes to fish?
But being bait for trout does
Please don't eat me trout
Yikes!
Hi @VDux, here is my entry for this weeks contest.
Bait
The worm is on the
hook, will the fish take the bait?
Yes, fried fish tonight!
https://steemit.com/poetry/@emergehealthier/vdux-haiku-contest-entry
Images courtesy of Pixabay.com
You made that?
No, I didn't make that plate, I forgot to copy the image sources from my post.
hello, here is my 1rst entry..
by @amayphin
Digged you out of earth.
So sorry I made you bait.
To fat fish in lake.
2nd entry:
Be Generous.
Throw away some greed.
For worms are the lone winners,
In life's battelfield.
Both excellent! Very nicely done!
Hi @vdux! Here's my Haiku for this week:
Bite into a peach
Ewww, there's half a worm there
Where's the other half?!
Oh no! Yuck!
Irony:
We use worms as bait
At the end, our flesh transforms
Into food for worms.
(This is the post I want you to resteem, sorry to bother you vdux https://steemit.com/dsound/@elbrujo/20180811t173905002z-the-journey-a-lo-fi-afternoon-with-you-chapter-9 )
Resteemed. Lovely composition. Haiku's good, too!
If you eat a worm
You are an ecosystem
In part, when you poop
When you eat a worm
Mastication is needed
Grind your worm away!
I smell a new children's book -- "When You Eat a Worm!"
You're a worthless worm
I should kick your lazy ass
For stealing her purse
Ah nice take on the theme, clever!
Here are my Entries!
DAtA 3nC0d3D
"But I am not a virus...."
PUrG1nG tH3 W1ck3D
Squiggle, wiggle worm
Here comes the earliest bird
breakfast for the chicks
Superb! How can I get people to read the instruction to make each haiku its own entry? @celsius100, nome sane? Can you back me up?
(Both of your haikus = accepted...THIS time.)
A box of worms
Consuming the flesh
Between rotten wooden boards
We all become worms
The Jungle Of The Lawn
Earthen rain soaked plains
Worms gasping for air beware
Little sparrows hunt
Oooh poetic, rhythmic...well done (as always).
Enemy worms here!
Drop that stick of dynamite...
First turn perfect win!
Steemit post:
https://steemit.com/dlive/@doughtaker/401e07ef-a201-11e8-aecf-0242ac110003
Direct video: https://dlive.io/video/doughtaker/401e07ef-a201-11e8-aecf-0242ac110003
That is some STUFF, dough. For real. I resteemed. I always knew -- if I were ever a worm, I'd be the most useless. Just like in your game.
::stifles his tears::
Take comfort in knowing that there are a number of whales on this site, who if they were ever a worm, would be "most useless" and worse in the game.
still hurts :-(
Backstreet's back all right,
back in my head rattling.
Oh God, make it stop.
Not until you watch the whole video:
(PS what's this haiku gotta do with worms?)
There are many worms.
Worms of the earth there are, yes,
but also the ear.
As this song crawls into it!