It's 7:00 am, it's a cloudy and cold morning, an intense drizzle falls on the city, at that moment a beautiful woman goes towards the subway station, when arriving there she stops at the platform, there is a long queue of people to enter the train, all want to reach their different destinations. In that the train arrives, a slide is formed, everyone wants to pass, they push each other, they beat each other until finally the beautiful woman gets into the car, when suddenly she feels a hand running through her thigh, she wants to scream, but she is afraid she can barely move because of the tumult of people so big that she is in the car, she tries to move again, but someone continues to touch her thigh is a very embarrassing situation, she begins to get hot, the movement of the hand, she is confused by intimidation, she is somehow invaded by something that she cannot define....
She decides to stay calm to see what happens, there is not much to reach her destination station, she only has to wait a few minutes, in that to identify the person who is touching her thigh, feels that the hand rises cautiously, sounds the bell that indicates the stop is approaching, she is recomposed and manages to leave, this suffocated.
When she is out of the car, she realizes that the cell phone she had hidden in her trouser pocket was stolen, she cries in disconsolation and the surveillance of the station approaches her, and asks what happened to her: they robbed me, she answered
Why didn't you notice? The watchman asks.
If the woman answers, but I thought it was something else, that she had found love.
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Never for the life of me would have guessed love can be found like that
You're missing out, holy.
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