A year ago, my wife was already tired of living in the building because the neighbors were very noisy and she begged me a lot to buy another apartment, until I decided to do it. Actually, I was comfortable in that building. I had many friends and the girls in the apartment next door were very beautiful. I could spend many pleasant moments in that building without my wife noticing. Hahaha.
After buying the other apartment, I was a bit lazy to move the furniture until one day she was furious and told me the following:
"If by the time I return you have not moved the furniture, I will go to my mother's house and you will not see me again."
Well, it was something that could not happen because I do not like doing housework and my mother did not accept me at home.
I had to jump from one place to another and I did not get a moving service because I did not have enough money for the transfer.
So I had to improvise a bit and ask for help from all my friends to achieve the goal and prevent my wife from abandoning me.
Here I leave some representations of which I had to live that day.
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At the end of the day, just wait until my wife comes home from work to take her to the new apartment.
* I thought about taking the beautiful woman from the apartment next door in the glove compartment, but my wife would notice it and wanted to avoid the risk of her throwing punches in the car like a crazy woman. hahaha.
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Such kind friends you have!
They can get your feet out of the mud when you need them. Hahaha.
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You did what you had to do. I'll be needing my scooter back by the way
I'll give it back to you after I recover the air.
Were the few kilos of weight you lost from shitting your pants on that walkway?
It is true they are no longer my size. If you want them, I'll give them to you.
They say choose the right circle and you'll do well in life. Well you my friend have greatness awaiting you. Well done!
You have to strive in life to be great.