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Now that you mention it ... the farm down the road is missing two pigs and an axe .....

😂

Did anyone check on grandma? It's a slippery slope

I have no clue ... .. I would ask but I don't want this kid to spot me going over to the farm. Who knows what she does to snitches.

Snitches get stitches. Everyone knows that and if she's small you may end up losing something important