Unlikely ways to breakup with someone: Start using peanut butter as deodorant. Tell her if she doesn't like it she can lick it off. If she licks it off punch her in the face and call her a pervert.
You are viewing a single comment's thread from:
Unlikely ways to breakup with someone: Start using peanut butter as deodorant. Tell her if she doesn't like it she can lick it off. If she licks it off punch her in the face and call her a pervert.
hahaha
I like how you've planned for all the contingencies
Unlikely ways to break up with someone:
Just whisper her mama's name when you are making love to her😂
LOL, that would go very bad.
😂😂😂 i know, she is gonn break up right from the bed or sofa
I did wonder where you were going with the peanut butter!!!!!!
And then you find out she's into BDSM, and you're on the hook for $1000s for leather, chains, and find your man cave renovated into a dungeon. Then again, it sounds like that's the kind of girl you're looking for. ;-)