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!l2

You still have 2 life points:

!sendanarrow

You draw an arrow and shoot:
arrow
The string breaks (oops!) as the arrow is released and it bounces off the enemy harmlessly. Gobbo happens to be walking by at the time and wets himself in laughter, and seeing your skills are low he attacks. @gobbo

Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 2.

!onearrow

You draw an arrow and shoot:
arrow
the string breaks (oops!) as the arrow is released it bounces off the enemy harmlessly. Gobbo happened to be walking by at the time and wets himself in laughter, seeing your skills are low he attacks. @gobbo