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It is a soulless creep that takes a job groping people.

Wanted: Professional Groper
Do you want to spend your days feeling up the crotches of total strangers? How about telling them to take their shoes off with a condescending tone? Would you consider it a bonus if you got to put an occasional finger in their butt? Then please, fill out a resume with us ASAP! We have just the position!

Something tells me that's not exactly how the craigslist posting went ...