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When I got neutered after my last child, it did nothing to help with the occasional "leakage". Feeling, cheated.

Among many other diseases, cats can suffer from anorexia, senility, feline AIDS and acne.

Wow, so we both are riddled with disease. The kiddos say I'm starting down the senility path, hope I don't get lost. Thankfully, the acne issue corrected itself at menopause.

Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one

I wonder where pot-bellied pigs rank? I have one of those in my house.

Cats have "nine lives" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles

I'm not as flexible as I use to be. Long ago I was the queen at playing twister. Sadly, I think I've used up eight of my lives.