Inspector Dash was concerned. "They seem to be dropping like flies, Jenkins!" he said, pointing at his laptop.
Jenkins sighed. The last time Dash had made him look at something on his laptop screen, he had been subjected to a three hour video on making chocolate. Reluctantly he looked over Dash's shoulder.
"That bloody @freewritehouse is at it again," Dash said. "Bumping off freewriters at a rate of knots! Two of them murdered by the cruel hand of fate, yesterday!"
"Do you think we need to investigate, Sir?" Jenkins asked.
Dash reached for a biscuit, put it into his mouth and bit it in two. Chewing slowly he contemplated the screen.
"Naaaahhh," he said, popping the rest of the biscuit into his mouth. "I can't be arsed."
Yay! Inspector Dash is back!
Wonderful!!! The @freewritehouse is at it again!!!!
Inspector Dash is back!!!!! Yay!!!!!
Back, but even lazier and more useless than the last time! :)
I can't arsed either, I feel it hahah ;)