Oh! your socialist paradise sounds very tempting @comrade.corbyn.
Certainly, I've already accumulated a humongous amount of experience living here in Vzla to help you out finding me something really nice for me to do in your upcoming eden. I even can organize clandestine underground events & launch massive outdoor raves bigger than Arcadia, Glastonbury and Burning Man altogether to cheerfully enliven and prop your recruiting campaign beyond imagination.
If I apply for that job in Momentum. Can I get my grand an hour minimum wage paid in SDRs too? Please!! };)