We all know the ladies love me. Even the ones who claim they don't just haven't figured it out yet. But let's just say that there is absolutely no chance I fathered anything after this...
I had to go study your history and lineage by the way. Our first conversation I had no idea you were burnt to a crisp....I'm sorry, no wonder you are so bitter!
Yes I did, I'm going to use funds to help others, I know your dark side may disagree, but you gave me the idea to help others. I did thank you but I know how busy you are blowing up planets.
We all know the ladies love me. Even the ones who claim they don't just haven't figured it out yet. But let's just say that there is absolutely no chance I fathered anything after this...
Before the loss of your limbs and other parts?
I'm not completely sure. Sometimes I black out. Some say this child might be mine... but I don't see the resemblance.
There is a resemblance around the eyes!
You notice the caretaker is choking to death? Soon the candy jar will be his!
Perhaps. But if he were mine, the candy jar would have already been opened from where he is.
"You notice the caretaker is choking to death? Soon the candy jar will be his!"
Then his training will be complete!
I had to go study your history and lineage by the way. Our first conversation I had no idea you were burnt to a crisp....I'm sorry, no wonder you are so bitter!
Your rendering of me was excellent. Did you get the credits I sent you?
Yes I did, I'm going to use funds to help others, I know your dark side may disagree, but you gave me the idea to help others. I did thank you but I know how busy you are blowing up planets.
@lordvader Do you know evil spelled backwards is live? To live a good life, one must have the occasional ice cream !
Hopefully they are using the credits for evil... or ice cream. Couldn't blame them if they spent it on ice cream.