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Hahahaha @theresa.may.

You are just a funny old ass punk almost as twistedly humorous as me babe. Gotta send you a cute hello kitty pink peignoir to put in & wrap inside your hangin' tits and wrinkled ass after each sunny bath that you are gonna take down there in the Bahama's. Just remind me!! 😛

Would you like a job in Momentum? I think I can probably find something nice for you to do in my new socialist paradise.

Oh! your socialist paradise sounds very tempting @comrade.corbyn.

Certainly, I've already accumulated a humongous amount of experience living here in Vzla to help you out finding me something really nice for me to do in your upcoming eden. I even can organize clandestine underground events & launch massive outdoor raves bigger than Arcadia, Glastonbury and Burning Man altogether to cheerfully enliven and prop your recruiting campaign beyond imagination.

If I apply for that job in Momentum. Can I get my grand an hour minimum wage paid in SDRs too? Please!! };)