Oh my goodness! This is a great post and your humor about cleaning is fab! I know some friends that have similar robots and they swear by them. I still like to clean myself and find it very therapeutic, but then I like to always be doing something. lol Enjoy your new friend, hide it behind that armchair. lol
I forgot about the armchair I had at the other end of the dining room! It's hiding behind that now and I'm super happy 😁