Hey, weren't you clean-shaven this morning?
She stared at my now fully bearded chin.
RoFL!
And the above is bad enough when it's late at night and everyone is in bed but worse (and more painful) when it's daytime and you almost laugh and then choke when you remember your partner who is working from home is in a video meeting thingi behind you XD
Lol. At least you are considerate of that fact. I am constantly having to put myself on mute and yelling at mine to stop doing whatever noisy thing she is doing!!!