Once again an extremely entertaining post. I had a very good laugh and am not known for being one that heartily laughs often!
My favorite line has to be...
But if I stay they will call me a Commie and a Traitor?
Whatever you decide to do, I will still be a fan of your satirical short stories. They are wonderful!
Why thank you very much Sarge!
I will be going to the new place but hope to still post some OC here! Hope to see you about wherever that may be!