Due to my legendary awesomeness a lot of people have asked me whether they should be worried about the coronavirus sweeping the world. Allow me to put your mind at ease. There is absolutely no need to worry about the coronavirus. It's doing just fine infecting millions across the globe. It's having the time of its life. Although some sciencetists would argue whether or not viruses are actually life. If it eventually runs out of humans it can infect then it can go back to killing other animals. The bat or gibbon spring to mind, but there's lots of other animals it can move onto when man becomes extinct. Now I've put you at your ease don't you feel a lot better? Knowing that once you kick the bucket the coronavirus will soldier on without you.It doesn't mind if it can't hitch a ride on a plane or ship. It's perfectly comfortable taking the scenic route. Look at Bubonic Plague. It's not nearly as popular as it once was, back in the 15th century. It's still out there though. Somewhere out there could be a rat with your name on it. Along with every other member of your immediate family it infects.
I'm only going to do a short ramble today. I had a very disturbed nights sleep. Woke up at 4 in the morning my pillow soaked with drool. I'd been having that dream about sucking homeless mens cocks again. You know the one I'm on about? It's even more common than the one men have about having sex with their mothers. Only they talk about it even less. I'm not afraid to admit stuff like that. Although I think I should be. Because everytime I bring it up men look at me like I'm some kind of freak. Hiding their own homoerotic dreams. They then rush down to the local gym for some homoeroticism that's far more masculine. Then get on that treadmill and run as fast as they can from their homosexual urges and hero worship of other men.
That's beside the point. Who cares that all men have gay in them. It's just that some like to take it up the ass. Others prefer it orally and even more avoid it by looking at pictures of boobs and pretending to like them. What I'm going to highlight today is how good language is. The words we use mean very little. You look a word up in the dictionary and you'll get a few lines of what the word means. When most of the time the word doesn't mean what the dictionary defines.
Don't believe me? Think that words have distinct, specific meanings? Well you're a fucking moron if you do. And now I'm going to highlight how stupid you are to think words have specific meanings.
You can go up to any straight man and say the word "women" in the right way and you will have an instant connection. You can go up to any woman and say "men" in the certain way and you will have an instant connection. The single word communicates something other than gender. The man who hears "women" spoken in that way, will smile and nod. Yeah women. Why are they like they are? We men will never understand them. They are differently wired. They do stuff that makes no sense to straight men.
Then go up to a straight woman and say "men" in exactly the same way as the men say "women". They instantly understand exactly what you mean. That men are impossible. They are completely unfathomable. Very annoying and live in a world of their own.
It's almost as if words mean nothing. I have the ability to make any word sound disgusting. My favorites for this are "moist" and "crevice". I can say them in such a way that people are shocked. They didn't realize those words were so dirty. I have a lot of brothers. I live abroad so I haven't seen them for over 5 years. Yet when I go back and meet with them I know exactly what the first thing they say to me will be. "What you been up to ya cunt?"
I'm British. I have been called a cunt by every British friend I have. They use that word far more frequently than those who are expressing displeasure with me. It's not a nasty or rude word coming from my friends. It's a greeting we exchange whenever we meet up. The same word will be used by them when I do something wrong. It's still not an insult. It's merely to let me know they aren't pleased with me. Stop doing that you cunt.
Now I've used up my permitted allowance of the C word. Yeah one more and I'm overdrawn at the cunt bank. Oh shit. Well there you go. Now I've got a cunt overdraft and I've just made it worse. I'm going to have to stop now.
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