POINTLESS PARADOX: But hang on, this entire discussion is pointless so therefore I am.
MAN: Bollocks, it didn't work this time (skulking off home, not feeling as smug as he was hoping).
Some guy (who was watching): Wow that Pointless Paradox really had a point with that one.
POINTLESS PARADOX: No I didn't!
POINTLESS PARADOX: But hang on, this entire discussion is pointless so therefore I am.
MAN: Bollocks, it didn't work this time (skulking off home, not feeling as smug as he was hoping).
Some guy (who was watching): Wow that Pointless Paradox really had a point with that one.
POINTLESS PARADOX: No I didn't!