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Due to budget cuts, I believe they've converted to meth pipes, flip phones, and knockoff Yeezys.

Had to go see what Yeezys were, quite stylish but wouldn’t have the same impact on a bully's face.

Fighting styles have changed as well. I believe the usage of roundhouse kick is far more prominent these days.

A bit too showy for my liking!

That's only if you see it coming.