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I'm suddenly reminded of the time we hired a rare monkey to do our taxes but she ended up having kittens on the school bus.

That's understandable when you are trying to cross a drop bear with a unicorn. You're bound to end up with a shirt size to small for a gorilla.

I heard they're going castrate everyone.

Of course. That is the only way we can guarantee the continuation of the human gene pool crossed with cat hair ball.

I've been rubbing those balls on myself for several years now.

That'll do it, those danged Tiger balls sure give a kick in the nuts like a lawnmower running full tilt on your public region.

Three words: Tiger ball soup

Puts hair on your chest.