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I've been rubbing those balls on myself for several years now.

That'll do it, those danged Tiger balls sure give a kick in the nuts like a lawnmower running full tilt on your public region.

Three words: Tiger ball soup

Puts hair on your chest.

Indeed that chesty hair is what a manly Tiger ball wants in its hunting repertoire. Along with the copious amounts of rubbing alcohol to save you from a fulfilling tooth fairies wails.

I think the chesty hair coxed her out of her the day growth.

Yeah well, I mean, if the elephant says canoe. Can't really argue that.

Merry Christmas