I've read it. And I'm glad you're back. Although I don't know you. But I'm enjoying how you are both sarcastic and not full of yourself, while being actually very honest and full of yourself. It's a great combination, and I wish everyone would write things like this.
Keep the tide on your side!
I can't describe me either. I'm just a guy being me, and that should be enough. I still don't have any tide though. They do make a variation called 'Tide Free'... I guess that's me right now.