I'm suddenly reminded of the time we hired a rare monkey to do our taxes but she ended up having kittens on the school bus.
You are viewing a single comment's thread from:
I'm suddenly reminded of the time we hired a rare monkey to do our taxes but she ended up having kittens on the school bus.
That's understandable when you are trying to cross a drop bear with a unicorn. You're bound to end up with a shirt size to small for a gorilla.
I heard they're going castrate everyone.
Of course. That is the only way we can guarantee the continuation of the human gene pool crossed with cat hair ball.
I've been rubbing those balls on myself for several years now.
That'll do it, those danged Tiger balls sure give a kick in the nuts like a lawnmower running full tilt on your public region.
Three words: Tiger ball soup
Puts hair on your chest.
Indeed that chesty hair is what a manly Tiger ball wants in its hunting repertoire. Along with the copious amounts of rubbing alcohol to save you from a fulfilling tooth fairies wails.
I think the chesty hair coxed her out of her the day growth.