My ass shrooms were red and mushy. The taste was foul. If you're a picker, stay away.
That first part was 'loosely' based on a true story. For instance I was drunk in the forest and I was approached by a conservation officer who did actually keep looking down at my region while we were talking, making me feel really uncomfortable. But he just wanted to make sure I had a hunting and fishing permit.
...and thought that would be the region where you might keep that permit? 🤔
Maybe that's where he keeps his documents, I dunno.
Realistically, he was most likely just keeping an eye on my hands for sudden movements, because guns.