LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 9/17/2024

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 9/17/2024

Last day getting this rebooted, we start picking winners tomorrow!

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 11-24-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!MEME
!LOLZ

Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Thanks !LOLZ !BBH !DOOK


You just got DOOKed!
@pepetoken thinks your content is the shit.
They have 13/400 DOOK left to drop today.
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Learn all about this shit in the toilet paper! 💩

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/6)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

@lolz.burner! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (13/100)

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Excuse me, burn a !LOLZ fer da fun ob eet man, thanks! !LUV !PIZZA

Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.
But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
pepetoken tipped lolz.burner
@middle-earthling(2/5) tipped @savvytester
savvytester tipped lolz.burner

!LOLZ
!BBH

Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(3/10)
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@lolz.burner! @ironshield likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @ironshield. (23/100)

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!lolz

If alcohol negatively affects short-term memory...
What does alcohol do?

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(4/10)
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!lolz

If alcohol negatively affects short-term memory...
What does alcohol do?

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(4/10)
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!LOL

What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.

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(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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!LOLZ 👍

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(7/10)
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Need to wait for more than 4 hours before I can enter my 2 LOLZ for today. 😅 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!lol

I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(3/10)
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Love a burn !LOLZ

I used to work in a blanket factory.
But it folded.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Have some !BBH whilst I'm here

!LOLZ

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?

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Great job
!LOL

What is a birds favorite thing to watch in tv?
A duckumentary.

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(1/10)
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@lolz.burner! @slothlydoesit likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @slothlydoesit. (3/5)

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Another one !lol

Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
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!LOL

It is raining so hard we may need an Ark
Luckily I Noah guy.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

You can tip !LOLZ to any Hive account a maximum of only twice a day (following the EST which is the same as UTC +4). 😅 !DIY

Good to know.
!GIF Thanks
!HUG

Please note that the !HUG bot hasn't worked since almost 3 months ago. 🤗😅

!INDEED !DIY

omg 😅
!PIZZA
!KING

You might want to start tipping the !HOPE and !DIY tokens, which can easily be tipped everyday with a minimum requirement of just 1 token each. 😅

@middle-earthling just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @savvytester! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

Great effort King @savvytester, middle-earthling(1/1) is grateful for the work and dedication you put into this post. Your contributions are truly appreciated.

You are a true talent! @middle-earthling is sending you 0.075 FT as a way to support your amazing work.

BTW! FT is the token of our game RAIDS, it will serve to make your NFTs stronger warriors and earn more rewards


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@middle-earthling! @savvytester Wants to spread Hope! so I just sent 1 HOP to your account on behalf of @savvytester.

Since we think the world can use more Hope, you can now already start spreading Hope yourself!

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @middle-earthling! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

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(11/25)
@middle-earthling! @savvytester Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @savvytester.

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @middle-earthling! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

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Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!

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@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @middle-earthling! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!LOLZ burning

Why should you never play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

I'm excited to see the "first" winners of the LOLZ burner raffle, that will be announced tomorrow! 😎😅

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
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Here's my second !LOLZ entry fot the LOLZ burner bot's raffle post for today! 😎 !DIY

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.

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(3/10)

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!LOLZ 🤣

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

Whom do you ask to catch the killer goose?
The Goosetapo.

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I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.
That was a very fuelish thing to do.

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!LOLZ

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.

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Looks like picking the winners for the !LOLZ burner project for the 6-month-old "latest" burner post made the LOLZ burner bot not publish a new burner post for more than 1 day and 17 hours! 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.

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Don't be shy - share some DIY!

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!LOLZ

Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.

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!LOLZ

We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)

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!lolz

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(6/10)
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(6/10)
@lolz.burner! @svanbo Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @svanbo.

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!LOLZ 😁

Why did everyone enjoy the volcano?
It was just so lava-able.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(5/10)
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