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It's a lot of fun but I would advise that you never find a place offline unless you are ready to deal with the withdrawals. A week or two you miss it but I came close to dying in that first couple months when we had no internet!
I see you fish! We are far enough from the river that there is no chance we'll slip in during a flood but close enough for an easy walk. I'd certainly advocate for you finding one similar! 😉

Haha. You are reading right into my off the grid dreams.....and the nightmares. :)