'Tis true, there's nothin' like flattery to get our needs met. Go on, tell me more about my good authority. Oh wait. You ain't said nuthin yet about my erudition and authority. I've a good mind to .... follow ya anyhoo!
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@carolkean,
WOMAN ... I gave you co-creatorship of an entire genre of poetry. Your erudition is implied:
Quill
Poetry? Me not poet. You are Sole Authority there, Mr. Quill on Fire! What dreaded punishment is it, accusing me of collaborating on Ambiguous Contraction Poetry (good Lord, after laboring and delivering three offspring, "contraction" is a dirty word) -- ohhhh. Contractions necessitate APOSTRPOPHES. What if @old-guy-photos is actually a woman who's endured CONTRACTIONS?
@carolkean,
Well, Carol, you've got a point there that, to be perfectly honest, I hadn't considered. Perhaps @old-guy-photos is actually a woman. You should, we're told, "never assume anyone's gender."
And, it would explain some "anomalous behavior" I've noticed from time to time.
As a woman, "she" would not be, perhaps, the shiniest of diamonds. But, then again, perhaps, I'm being superficial. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right?
So, what do you think? Here's "Old Gal" looking ... a bit butch. But ... butch, like beauty, is subjective.
Belle of the Ball?
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What do you think @dswigle ... you two have been girlfriends forever?
Quill
OMG!
My internet connection kicked in and suddenly, I can see the photo!!
YOU ARE KILLING ME
But ... butch, like beauty, is subjective.
I hope my upvote is close to 100% by now. This photo is worthy of a wallet transfer!
@carolkean,
My photo-shopping skills leave something to be desired but, for the record: Old Gal The Bounty Hunter.
The Old Gal's my Steemit mentor so she gets to be the subject of more than her fair share of my ... creative exploits.
Quill
The old guy takes gorgeous photos, to be sure - e.g. https://steemit.com/photography/@old-guy-photos/a-time-for-seeds - but is that "selfie" really him/her, or just a rouse...rooze... ruse! (Newly ordained priest Father Jacob Rouse is messing with my spelling, never mind that he pronounces it rowz, like arouse). A clever ruse! That should've been my Steemit handle. @ cleverooze...
@carolkean,
@old-gal-photos (aka @old-guy-photos) ... that's her.
Quill
Oh man, I need to scroll DOWN, I been missin' stuff!