" ...in a bar! π² " made me laugh loud! :D
I also love your "gastric juices" and "cleaning product" descriptions of smell and taste. π
I would like to recommend you to also try some flavored beers (beers with the flavors of lemon, blackberry, or other fruit) - they are a great choice for a (total, complete, ultimate) beginner! π
π A lemon flavoured beer sounds like something I would not be afraid to try!
Thank you dear @lifenbeauty, for the laughter and the tip ππ€£π