Love this story @stellabella! It's super creative and I was very impressed with how many data points you seeded it with while making it entertaining.
Note: Usernames are sprinkled within the article and parsed out by going letter by letter until the username is found. It also appears that some of the same users found voted
Nerd
Sheph
donkey
complex str
The ... “Bucking Fish
purple
etc.. etc.. = @nederd = @pharesim-eared = @donkeypongucture = @complexringfitch!” = @tuck-fheman = @purplehaze
Hmm...