Buy some Steem and just power it up or exchange on the internal market for SP.
Actually all you should do @styxhexenhammer is spend a few months just posting your normal content and doing an introduce yourself post as well. You will easily be sitting on 2000-3000 steem power by then. at that point you will be ready for the typical crypto bull run that happens near the end of the year. You will have roughly 20 grand worth of steem power to do everything you want to do.
Yeah, but he seemed eager to resume uploading right away.