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bittermac (25)in #funny • 7 years ago
The subtle art of being an ass
Being mean is not something you set out to be, its a place you end up. Like closing a bar and going to Denny’s, you didn’t start your night with that destination in mind, you…
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bittermac (25)in #funny • 7 years ago
Little Orphan Meth-Head
“Its a hard luck ROCK, for us. Its a hard luck rock, FOR US!” “The pipe will come out, tomorrow. Bet your bottom bitch that, tomorrow, there’ll be crack….” This visual is…
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bittermac (25)in #humor • 7 years ago
The day to day of batshit crazy
There is a certain charm in insanity that you have to admire. I am sitting in Starbucks without the benefit of my aluminum foil hat. And, evidently, I REALLY need one.…
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bittermac (25)in #humor • 7 years ago
Drowning kittens doesn't sound so bad.
Stupid is as stupid does. That is an iconic line from Forrest Gump, the story of a slow man who has wild adventures by simply being. Deep thoughts there. And then there is…
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bittermac (25)in #humor • 7 years ago
Caller beware
I have a general rule about phone calls. A recorded message is never important. I have been hanging up on them for years. I have never missed out on anything important, as…
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bittermac (25)in #humor • 7 years ago
Are you listening to yourself?
We live in a world where 50% of everyone you see on your way to work is on their cell phone. And with the advent of more communication, more marriages are breaking up due to…
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bittermac (25)in #humor • 7 years ago
Nothing gets in the way of my coffee
“Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.” Sipping coffee. Surrounded on both sides by borderline weird. On my right, is old…
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