• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with Home in 17 minutes or less

  So, a couple years ago, this sh*tty animated movie about aliens came out. Apparently it made a ton of money, even though I literally forgot all about it until it was time to sin…

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• cinemasins (50)in #funny • 8 years ago

  Everything Wrong With The Great Wall In 20 Minutes Or Less

  So China paid Matt Damon gazillions of dollars to appear in a big-budget sh*t-fest film involving the Great Wall and mystical creatures... and is ANYONE surprised that movie…

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• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with the Conjuring 2

  The Conjuring was scary and spooky, and had Ron Livingston. Its sequel has none of that, for the most part. But does have some righteous toy-based jump scares. And it's super…

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• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with the Conjuring

  In our sin celebration of horror movies this year, we take a look at The Conjuring, a film many of you know as "that exorcism movie with the Office Space guy."

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• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with Insidious Chapter 3

  Well, they made a third one of these, for some reason. And we sinned it, for some reason. And lo... the sins did pour-eth forth.

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• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with Insidious Chapter 2

  With Insidious being 3 Chapters, we thought we'd take a look at Chapter 2 for sins, and we found a truckload of 'em.

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• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with Insidious

  3 insidious movies so far. And we're starting with the most-requested one from fans: Insidious, a movie that is super scary as long as you don't stop to think about anything.

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• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with the Woman in Black

  Did you know Daniel Radcliffe was in movies other than Harry Potter? Well, a couple, at least. Here we find him in another modern horror film that is just a little too fond of…

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• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with Oculus

  Oculus. Apparently it's a scary word. Which does not mean mirrors. But... whatever. Sins

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• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with It Follows

  It Follows is one of 2015 most buzzed about horror films, in which the slowest ghost/demon imaginable somewhat attempts to kill some teens. We enjoyed it, still found plenty of sins.

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• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with the Visit

  Nana & Pop-pop got some 'splaining to do.

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• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with the Witch

  Here's a 2016 horror film that received generally good reviews from audiences and critics alike. Just because we didn't' like it doesn't mean it's not good. I think. Here are the sins of The Witch.

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• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with The Cabin in the Woods

  Straight up: The Cabin in the Woods is f*cking awesome and hilarious. Watch it. Enjoy it. Love it. We'll still list its sins, because that's what we do, but we love this movie.

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• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with House of the Dead

  How has it taken us this long to sin a Uwe Boll movie? I have no idea. But we're rectifying that today, with these sins we found in the truly awful House of the Dead.

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• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with Scream

  Scream is considered a modern horror classic, but it still has sins (duh).

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• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with I know what you did last summer

  This killer might actually be stupider than the demon in Paranormal Activity 2

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• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with Prometheus

  Do Prometheus fans exist? We certainly expect to find out. Here are all the sins we counted in Ridley Scott's Prometheus. We had to stretch our time limit to 4 minutes for this…

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• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with Aliens

  With Alien: Covenant just behind us, we thought we'd go back to the franchise and look for sins in the infamous sequel, Aliens. Guess what? We found some!!

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• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with Alien

  My personal favorite horror film (yes, it is both sci-fi AND horror), Alien, still has sins... as every movie does. So we listed them. It's kind of what we do.

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• cinemasins (50)in #cinemasins • 8 years ago

  Everything wrong with Wanted

  Wanted is a ridiculous action movie that had a lot of things going for it... until it got to that f*cking loom!! Here are the sins of Wanted.

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