• corpsecupboard (25)in #humor • 8 years ago

  Swanky Bloody Mary Recipe For Refined Palates When Your Life's All Put Together Just Right

  First things first you have to start with locally sourced bottom-shelf spirits. Mix with equal parts tomato juice. A dash or three of hot sauce, to taste. If you're…

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• corpsecupboard (25)in #humor • 8 years ago

  Infomercial From Deep Within The Earth

  Are you a shape-shifting reptillian on the go and you're finding it hard to maintain your human form? Is the hustle and bustle of controlling the media causing your eyes to…

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• corpsecupboard (25)in #humor • 8 years ago

  The Face That The Voice Belongs To

  I like working at a call center because no one can see how ugly I am. I've always been told I have a soothing voice and a face for radio and it turns out they were right on both…

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