• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  Detail

  2031: Google defends the swiveling roof-mounted scanning electron microscopes on its Street View cars, saying they 'don't reveal anything that couldn't be seen by any pedestrian…

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  Rubber Sheet

  It IS about physics. It ALL is. Source:

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  Number of Computers

  They try to pad their numbers in the annual reports by counting Galileo's redundant systems as multiple computers, but they're falling behind badly either way. Source:

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  City Nicknames

  This place has so many demonyms. Northlanders. Fair Folk. Honey Barons. Lake Dwellers. Treasurers. Swamp Watchers. Dream Farmers. Wellfolk. Rockeaters. Forgotten Royals. Remote…

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  Ages

  Every age: "I'm glad I'm not the clueless person I was five years ago, but now I don't want to get any older." Source:

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  Ears

  My theory is that most humans have been colonized with alien mind-control slugs that hold the earbuds for them, and the ones who can't wear earbuds are the only surviving free ones. Source:

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  So It Has Come To This

  'Come to what?' 'You. Me. This moment.' Source:

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  ContextBot

  If you read all vaguebooking/vaguetweeting with the assumption that they're saying everything they can without revealing classified military information, the internet gets way more exciting. Source:

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  xkcloud

  Source:

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  Flowchart

  The way out is to use the marker you have to add a box that says 'get a marker' to the line between you and 'start', then add a 'no' line from the trap box to 'end'. Source:

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  Irony

  It's commonly known that too much perspective can be a downer. Source:

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  Turn Signals

  I'm not very good at meeting people. Source:

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  Defensive Profile

  NO DRAMA ZONE -> If I've made you sad, you'd better not tell me, because I am TERRIFIED of that situation and have NO IDEA how to handle it. Source:

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  Podium

  BREAKING: Senator's bold pro-podium stand leads to primary challenge from prescriptivist base. Source:

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  Sunrise

  Sometimes, I sit on top of parking decks and watch the sun rise. I feel like I should have a guitar or something. Source:

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  Skins

  There's Livejournal drama between those who want to wear human suits over fursuits and those who just take off the fursuits. Source:

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  Robotic Garage

  But listen, if getting your car out from under the pile is REALLY important to you, we do have an axe you can borrow. Source:

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  Inflection

  "Or maybe, because we're suddenly having so many conversations through written text, we'll start relying MORE on altered spelling to indicate meaning!" "Wat." Source:

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  The Sake of Argument

  'It's not actually ... it's a DEVICE for EXPLORING a PLAUSIBLE REALITY that's not the one we're in, to gain a broader understanding about it.' 'oh, like a boat!' '...' 'Just for…

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• dailyxkcd (-3)(1)in #busy • 7 years ago

  Linguistics Club

  If that's too easy, you could try joining Tautology Club, which meets on the date of the Tautology Club meeting. Source:

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