darkcat (31)in #cn • 7 years ago《子不语》郑细九★有趣的民间故事话说在扬州有一姓郑的大户人家,他们家里有一个仆人名叫郑细九,因为在过去扬州人给奴仆取名都是奴随主姓,主人姓什么仆人就姓什么,这个细字是给奴仆取名的专用字,意思差不多是小的意思,郑细九就是郑小九这个意思。 有一天,郑家太太生病了,眼看就要死了,但突然间太太一下子清醒坐了起来。家人以为她的病好了便上前询问。…darkcat (31)in #cn • 7 years ago那些年我做过的两件傻事感谢@chann发起活动发起| 那些年你做过的傻事,这个活动。 感谢@ liuzg要请我参加这个活动! ★活动规则如下: 1签cn-funny(不必是第一个标签) 2.题目:题目包含“傻事”两字,原贴中请包含此贴链接 。3.至少说一件你自己亲自做过的傻事(多多益善哦) 4.配上一张与傻事相关的图片…darkcat (31)in #cn • 7 years ago帮龙虾解决计划生育的问题两年多没回乡下老家了,去奶奶家后院小便的时候发现院子外面的水沟里有好多小龙虾。估计这个水沟长期没人管理,龙虾泛滥。我心里暗笑:今天你们遇到我算你们走运了,是时候帮你们解决计划生育的问题了。 记得以前都是用手在泥巴洞里面掏龙虾,偶尔也会掏到蛤蟆和水蛇。但是这里简直是龙虾的天堂!一眼望去全是龙虾。…darkcat (31)in #dlive • 7 years agoChinese style Moba mobile gameToday I found a Chinese-style Moba mobile game. The characters above this game are mainly Chinese myths such as Sun Wukong, Bai Longma and others. I played this time with the…darkcat (31)in #cn • 7 years ago给你的早餐打分(图片来源于网络) 一.你的早餐有没有主食,如果有主食 Do you have a staple food in your breakfast? 首先早餐当中一定要有主食,而且总量要在50克左右,差不多在小半碗米饭的量。如果有+15分 First of all, breakfast must have a staple food…darkcat (31)in #cn • 7 years ago女友被精神病骚扰,我该去追究责任吗?今天一大早,我装着愉快的心情和女友去附近的景点游玩。因为距离不算远,我俩就带着一条狗,租了两辆电驴,一边骑行一边观光游玩。路上风景还不错,虽然不是第一次来了,但是每次去游玩我就莫名的快乐。 到了中午,我们肚子有点饿了。因为景区里面没有吃的,我们就在马路旁边的摊位上随便找了个吃的地方,把肚子搞大再说。 我们二人一狗来到了一个摊位,坐下开吃。…darkcat (31)in #cn • 7 years ago这是我小时候发生的真实灵异事件写一下小时候的灵异经历,小学生写作水平,请见谅哈。但是这是真事! 我从小记事的能力就挺强,只要一回想,脑子里就会情景重现。 我是清明节出生的,我怀疑自己是不是真的容易招惹一些不干净的玩意…… 那年我六岁,还在幼儿园读大班。因为年纪不大,所以对一些鬼神之说不太能理解。…darkcat (31)in #photo • 7 years agoA bird that fell from the tree, I decided to feed itIt is very windy today. When I walked under a tree, I found a trembling young bird at the bottom of the tree, next to its nest. Its mother seems to have abandoned it. I feel…darkcat (31)in #health • 7 years agoDon't do these 5 things after drinking, otherwise it will endanger your health!Hey, do you like to drink? If you drink, you must know these things! 1.Don't sleep right away You cannot fall asleep immediately after drinking because many alcohols cannot be…darkcat (31)in #photo • 7 years agoA dog driving a tractorI want my dog to learn to drive a tractordarkcat (31)in #fun • 7 years agoA cat writes sadness on the faceI like this orange cat very much. It has a story on its face! Every expression is cool! Can anyone tell me what the cat really experienced? Don't worry, buddy, I've…darkcat (31)in #science • 7 years agoWill we be monitored by a huge species? Just like we observe bacteriaWhen I was a child, I was lying on the ground watching the busy ants. I think that if suddenly a pot of water falls on the ants, they will suffer a disaster.So, is it possible…darkcat (31)in #food • 7 years agoWe don't eat sprouted potatoes!Can we eat sprouted potatoes? The sprouted potatoes contain a toxic substance called solanine. It is usually seen in Solanaceae, such as eggplant and uncooked tomatoes.…darkcat (31)in #fun • 7 years agouses one sentence to describe you as poor and who is more interestingUse one sentence to prove that you are poor! Let me first give a few examples…… ★When it was raining yesterday night, I took this opportunity to clean up my hair that had…darkcat (31)in #science • 7 years agoDoes the defecation of animals not clean the hips is it clean?The difference between humans and animals is that people need to wear pants and animals do not need to wear pants! Hahahaha……just kidding! This is my own point of view.…darkcat (31)in #introduction • 7 years agoHello everyone! This is my self introductionHello everyone! I am honored to meet you here! My name is darkcat. I am 24 years old and I am from China. This is my first self-introduced article. I had a job before, but…