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• davidjohan (34)in #dtube • 5 years ago

  We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone

  We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

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• davidjohan (34)in #life • 6 years ago

  Short #joke. 15

  Why are teddy bears never hungry? . . . . . . . Because they're always stuffed.

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• davidjohan (34)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  Short #joke. 14

  Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? . A: You look flushed. . . .Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? . A: Because they're always stuffed . For more:

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• davidjohan (34)in #lol • 6 years ago

  Short #joke. 13

  Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? . . . . . . . A: Because they're always stuffed.

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• davidjohan (34)in #lol • 6 years ago

  Short #joke. 12

  Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching? . . . . . . A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

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• davidjohan (34)in #lol • 6 years ago

  Short #joke. 11

  What do chemists' dogs do with their bones? . . . . . . They barium!

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• davidjohan (34)in #lol • 6 years ago

  Short #joke. 10

  Q. What did the ocean say to the sailboat? . . . . . A. Nothing, it just waved.

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• davidjohan (34)in #lol • 6 years ago

  Short #joke. 9

  What kind of music are balloons afraid of? . . . . . . Pop Music

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• davidjohan (34)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Short #joke. 8

  Can you name three consecutive days without using the words "Wednesday," "Friday," or "Sunday"? . . . . . . . . Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.

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• davidjohan (34)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Short #joke. 7

  A magician promises that he can throw a ball as hard as he can and have it stop, change direction, and come back to him. He claims he can do it without the ball bouncing off of…

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• davidjohan (34)in #lol • 6 years ago

  Short #joke. 6

  There are three apples on a table and you take away two of them. How many apples do you have now? . . . . . . . Two, of course!

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• davidjohan (34)in #lol • 6 years ago

  Short #joke. 5

  There's a one-story house where everything inside is pink: pink walls, pink doors, pink floors, pink ceilings, pink windows, pink curtains, pink chairs, and pink tables. What…

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• davidjohan (34)in #lol • 6 years ago

  Short #joke. 4

  There's a one-story house where everything inside is pink: pink walls, pink doors, pink floors, pink ceilings, pink windows, pink curtains, pink chairs, and pink tables. What…

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• davidjohan (34)in #lol • 6 years ago

  Short #joke. 3

  Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."…

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• davidjohan (34)in #lol • 6 years ago

  Short #joke. 2

  What do you call a cold dog? . .. . .. . .. . . . . ... . . .. . . . . . . A Chilli Dog.

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• davidjohan (34)in #lol • 6 years ago

  Short #joke. 1

  Why was the cat sitting on the computer? . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . To keep an eye on the mouse!

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• davidjohan (34)in #life • 6 years ago

  Quotes #6

  We don't appreciate our families enough. We tend to favour friends over family. Don't forget the sacrifices they've made for you selflessly.

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• davidjohan (34)in #life • 6 years ago

  Quotes #5

  Never lose hope in His Mercy. Never believe that you're too far gone to ask for forgiveness. He knows your struggle. He created you!

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• davidjohan (34)in #life • 6 years ago

  Quotes #4

  Don't be sad & stress over life. Stop thinking of the worst. Have good thoughts of the Almighty. He wants the best for you. Believe that.

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• davidjohan (34)in #life • 7 years ago

  Quotes #3

  If you light a lamp for someone, it will also brighten your path.

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