• dirtydave (46)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Taxation is theft.... but so is theft

  Paid my tax bill online yesterday...... and i was feeling pretty shit about giving the Government a hand out..... but to makes things even fucking worse..... some dirty cunt…

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• dirtydave (46)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Cars and Women.... more similar than you might think

  So..... i believe cars and women have a lot in common...... hear me out on this one.... trust me it makes sense.... we love their curves.... we get jealous when our neighbor has…

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• dirtydave (46)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Steemit Santa Week 2

  BIg thanks to everyone who supported Steemit Santa last week.... so far the project has collected .001 SBD .423 Steem and .428 Steem Power..... as thats not even enough for a…

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• dirtydave (46)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Problem solved!

  I am from a culture where it is standard practice to go down to the pub several times a week and have a few drinks...... it plays an important part in socialization and in male…

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• dirtydave (46)in #funny • 6 years ago

  What is the backwards day?

  First time in recorded history a child has fought and struggled to be WITHIN touching distance of a high ranking member of the Catholic Church!!! (Picture taken from twitter not my own)

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• dirtydave (46)in #steemit • 6 years ago

  Steemit Santa

  With December fast approaching i had a festive/steemy idea....... STEEMIT SANTA!!!! XXXMAS and CRYPTO together at last!!!!..... how it works.... if you want to be the lucky…

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• dirtydave (46)in #funny • 6 years ago

  I’m apparently extremely articulate and a little racist when drunk

  So on the weekend..... i spent 14 hours drinking and looking at strippers for my mates stag do..... at the early hours of the morning i decided to go home..... i told my friend…

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• dirtydave (46)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Dirtydave needs to post bail

  Its 9.48 Saturday morning..... i am getting ready to start drinking..... going to my friends stag do..... the other party goers are notorious trouble makers.... i know with in…

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• dirtydave (46)in #steemit • 6 years ago

  Question from a noob

  Just received some rewards..... which is always nice... but this time it was different.... normally i get Steem Power, or Steem Power and SBD..... but this time i got Steem…

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• dirtydave (46)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Just a thought

  Currently making my way through the airport...... as i walk through the perfume shop in the duty free shop, naturally i take a free sample of the most expensive man perfume they…

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• dirtydave (46)in #steemit • 6 years ago

  Just spent the last of my bitcoin on more SP (BARGAIN)

  So i just bought some Steem power with the last of my bitcoin.... why not in the current market.... with Steem prices this low.... I couldn’t help myself..... after all i love my…

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• dirtydave (46)in #blog • 6 years ago

  Dirtydave rates Apps: Toogoodtogo........ or is it?

  I recently learned about a new app called TooGoodToGo.... the basic principle behind the app is that shops and restraunts sell off food ( that is to old to sell.... but still…

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• dirtydave (46)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

  Typical Friday night at my place (comedy open mic round 39, my entry)

  Every week my girl begs me to take her out....... her constant moaning always reaches its most irratating on the weekend...... “when are you going to take me out Dave” “I’ve been…

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• dirtydave (46)in #funny • 6 years ago

  I remember my first beer

  As soon as i turned 18.... i went down to the local bar with a mate... to (legally) purchase a beer for the first time...... i went to the bar and ordered 2 beers..... the bar…

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• dirtydave (46)in #steemit • 6 years ago

  Question from a noob

  is it frowned apon in the steemit community to like your own posts? I have been liking my own blog posts (not comments) because i think it gets the ball rolling.... not as a…

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• dirtydave (46)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Conspiracy theory..... or suppressed invention?

  So...... i stayed up way to late drinking more than is reasonable to drink on a Sunday night.... its fair to say i feel less than perfect this morning. It got me thinking…

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• dirtydave (46)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Absolutely not a confession

  My girlfriend asked me if i would choke her in the bedroom........ guess she just didn’t want her kids to see her die..... and of course when i say girlfriend i mean Hooker

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• dirtydave (46)in #introduceyourself • 6 years ago

  Time to make Steemit Great Again!!!!

  Hi, I’m dirtydave...... I’m pretty new to Steemit... i have made a couple of comments but nothing substantial as of yet. I Love the idea of a censorship resistant social media…

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• dirtydave (46)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Before its news.... Steemit exclusive

  I’m sure everyone has heard about the Dutch man trying to have his age legally changed from 69 to 49, to try and attract women on tinder (as he identifies as a younger man).....…

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