• drmashurgulati (9)in #lol • 6 years ago

  funny #joke. 7

  Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A: You look flushed. . . . Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A: Because they're always stuffed.

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #lol • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 6

  A man was driving a truck. His headlights weren't on, and the moon wasn't out. Ahead of him, a woman dressed in all black started crossing the road. Fortunately, the man braked…

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #lol • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 25

  What did the cat say when the mouse got away? . . . . . . You've got to be kitten me!

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 24

  Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money? . . . . . . A. The prawn broker.

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #lol • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 23

  Where did the music teacher leave her keys? . . . In the piano.

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 22

  A girl fell off of a 30-foot ladder, but she didn't get hurt at all. How is this possible? . . . . . . . . . . . . . She fell off the bottom step!

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 21

  I'm an odd number. If you take away one of the letters in my name, I become even. What number am I? . . . . . . . . Seven. (Take away the S!)

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #lol • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 20

  I'm an odd number. If you take away one of the letters in my name, I become even. What number am I? . . . . . Seven. (Take away the S!)

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #lol • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 19

  Can you name three consecutive days without using the words "Wednesday," "Friday," or "Sunday"? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 18

  One (k)night, a king and a queen went into a castle. There was no one in the castle when they went in, and no one else entered the castle while they were there. The next day…

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 17

  Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? . . . . . . . . . . . . ... . .. . Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #lol • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 16

  When do you go at red and stop at green? . . .. .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. When you’re eating a watermelon.

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 15

  What did the cat say when he lost all his money? . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . I'm paw!

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 14

  I love both guys and girls yet I'm still single? . . . . . . . . Friend: Guess you'll just be Bi-Yourself

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 13

  Dude! Can you believe that even after all that shit, They're Still Together?! Friend: Who is? MY BUTT CHEEKS!!

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 12

  I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the fired because I took a couple of days off. 😂

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 11

  Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa Found a bottle of Viagra in the sons medicine cabinet, He asked about using one of the pills. The son…

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 10

  They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer. So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him!

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 9

  What has four wheels and flies? . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . . . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. A Garbage truck

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• drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 7 years ago

  funny #joke. 8

  "Give it to me!" She yelled, "I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!" . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . She could scream all…

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