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groovatti (52)in #cryptocurrency • 5 years ago
Cloudy with a Chance of Sh*t Coins
After spending a year or so researching cryptocurrencies, I've come up with a simple illustrative story to help newbies better understand these relatively new financial…
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groovatti (52)in #dtube • 5 years ago
The Big Wow: A Psychonaut's Amazing DMT Journey
▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS
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groovatti (52)in #funny • 6 years ago
How to light a fart on fire and not burn down the house or singe the pets
Are you one of those sick fucks who just let’s your farts come out willy-nilly? Don’t care who you gas as long as you get it out of your ass? Don’t care who’s nostrils you…
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- Author $0.36
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groovatti (52)in #health • 6 years ago
Fiery Hemorrhoid Remedy
Has your asspipe ever been in so much pain that you couldn’t stand or sit without wanting to scream? If not, consider yourself lucky! However, if you know what I’m talking…
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groovatti (52)in #aprilfools • 6 years ago
Facebook to buy IBM in massive stock swap valued at over $100 Billion USD (Spoof)
Source Menlo Park, CALIFORNIA (April 1st, 2019): Facebook, the undisputed social media king, today announced that it plans to buy IBM, a global technology powerhouse, for a…
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comedyopenmic (70)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
Comedy Open Mic - Round 27 - Winners' post
We're continuing with the new format. Let us know if you like it. Firstly, please look at our logo: Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo It is…
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trufflepig (63)in #steemit • 6 years ago
Today's Truffle Picks: Quality Steemit Posts that deserve more Rewards and Attention! (19.08.2018)
Daily Truffle Picks It's time for another round of truffles I found digging in the streams of this beautiful platform! For those of you who do not know me: My name is…
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groovatti (52)in #travel • 6 years ago
The Big Wow: A Psychonaut’s Amazing DMT Journey (ComedyOpenMic Round 27)
Source That trip was insanely wowwer than wow, it was the Big Wow! And I mean BIG! Mind-blowingly BIG! My body sang with celestial wonderment as supernova chakra…
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- Author $29.19
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comedyopenmic (70)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 27
Welcome to the 27th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo Rules for…
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comedyopenmic (70)in #comedyopenmic • 7 years ago
Comedy Open Mic - Round 24 - Winners' post
We're continuing with the new format. Let us know if you like it. Firstly, please look at our logo: Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo It is here…
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- Author $6.21
- Curators $1.12
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groovatti (52)in #blog • 7 years ago
Hey is NOT for Horses (ComedyOpenMic Round 24 Entry)
Source Have you ever been called a jackass for using the word "hey"? “Hay is for horses,” they say. Then they get mean and ornery and say, "Aren't you glad you're a jackass!"…
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- Author $1.74
- Curators $0.48
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comedyopenmic (70)in #comedyopenmic • 7 years ago
Comedy Open Mic - Round 22 - Winners' post
Every week, being a judge gets harder and harder as the judges get more and more animated cheering for their favorites. So if you see a barrel (yes that's the collective word for…
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- Author $22.91
- Curators $6.45
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comedyopenmic (70)in #comedyopenmic • 7 years ago
Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 22
Welcome to the 22nd week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo Rules for…
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- Author $33.51
- Curators $9.27
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groovatti (52)in #funny • 7 years ago
Sperm Banks and Vasectomies (@ComedyOpenMic Round 22 Entry)
Source Sperm banks and vasectomies are two things that I typically avoid talking about: Simply because I never want to have the latter and the former seems creepy to me. So it…
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- Author $10.38
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groovatti (52)in #funny • 7 years ago
The Squeaky Wheel (ComedyOpenMic Contest Round 19 Entry)
Source Hey, have you heard this: The squeaky wheel gets all the grease? Ain’t that the god’s honest truth! The squeaky wheel gets all the attention, don’t it! Let me tell…
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- Author $1.31
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comedyopenmic (70)in #comedyopenmic • 7 years ago
Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 19
Welcome to the 19th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo Rules for…
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- Author $20.39
- Curators $5.98
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comedyopenmic (70)in #comedyopenmic • 7 years ago
Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 17
Welcome to the 17th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here Credit goes to @dandesign86 for creating this logo for us Rules for…
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- Author $13.83
- Curators $3.86
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groovatti (52)in #funny • 7 years ago
UFO No-Go (ComedyOpenMic Contest Round 17 Entry)
Source “I brought this pistol because you never know about these aliens: You don’t know if they want to fuck you, fight you or fillet you!” “ We interrupt this…
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- Author $5.30
- Curators $1.63
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comedyopenmic (70)in #comedyopenmic • 7 years ago
Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 14 - Winners Post
Every week, being a judge gets harder and harder, the judges get more and more animated cheering for their favorites. In fact, this week, a mud fight almost broke out between the…
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- Author $19.61
- Curators $4.31
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groovatti (52)in #funny • 7 years ago
Cat Apology (ComedyOpenMic Round 14 Entry)
Had to apologize to my cat the other day.
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- Author $62.48
- Curators $20.56
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