itter (31)in #joke • 6 years agoyou know"I never wear shoes to save money." Animal psychological counseling conference with fish speech: "in order to save money, I will not go to what Internet cafe, ha ha" animal…itter (31)in #joke • 6 years agoyou knowA student is taking his driver's license in the United States. The sign in front tells him to turn left. "Turn left?" Answer: "right" So... Hung up the..itter (31)in #song • 6 years agosongslet me tell you something about the song. 萤火 Written and composed by Tae Mu and Jay, and sung by TFBOYS. you will love it.itter (31)in #joke • 6 years agoiknowThe athlete didn't shoot for five shots. The coach said: "Stupid! Oh my!" He also missed five times. "Is it? You just voted like this!"itter (31)in #you • 6 years agoyou knowThe Bible says that there are eggs first.itter (31)in #you • 6 years agoyou knowFor those who can cut a half price for a few cents, it’s the wife. and never do this,that’s husbanditter (31)in #coffee • 6 years agostoryHusband can't sleep, so wife asked him what happened? Husband said: Today the boss asked us to drink coffee. The wife said: I know that can't sleep with coffee, why should you…itter (31)in #fly • 6 years agogoodEat fried locusts in the restaurant and find flies inside, ask the waiter what happened? The waiter said: "What white lotus is installed, you are eating mites, still care about flies?"itter (31)in #joke • 6 years agogoodI know a friend of the same city. I often come out to play together recently. Every time I call and say play, I will call you right away. I ask him if you are not talking about…itter (31)in #joke • 6 years agogirlfriendMy girlfriend yelled for me to buy her an apple X, and I said, "Honey, I really don't have money. You just force me to sell kidneys if you want to buy one!" Or You asked your…itter (31)in #world • 6 years agoworld war 2Although Germany and Japan were fascists during World War II, the first German soldier killed in the hands of the Japanese during World War II. Similarly, on the Allied side…itter (31)in #joke • 6 years agojokeAn international student is taking his driving test in the United States. The road sign indicates a left turn. He is not sure. "Turn left?" Answer: "right" So... Game over...itter (31)in #joke • 6 years agofunny storiesA king wanted to marry a princess. He put an apple on her head, and whoever shot it had a chance to marry her. The first man shoots the apple. "I'm robin," he says. The second…