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krisq (32)in #blog • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
"Fake news, Fake news!" Burt bragging about his massive chest size in office. Tim also starts throwing around ridiculous sizes of his chest, calve muscles, etc. We…
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krisq (32)in #blog • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
"Garageman Bullshitting Prices" I have been out and about on various freelance bush photography assignments the last two weeks PLUS, my Jeep Wrangler’s 4.0 litre mill started…
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krisq (32)in #blog • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
Tom Platz Bodybuild Bullshit... It was the time when bodybuilder Tom Platz hit the news with his 'All Natural' exercises while the rest used steroids. Later to our…
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krisq (32)in #blog • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
"Stretch Jeans by Levi" I did a photoshoot for the women's page on the new ‘EVA’ range of Levi’s stretch jeans for big-arsed women. Models legs resembled two blue wiener…
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krisq (32)in #blog • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
"Weight-Watchers vs Eyeball Eaters!" Whatever foodie-stuff Chibo stared at, made him add on weight! First eyeball nutrient ingesting human I know of… poor guy! Tim on…
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krisq (32)in #blog • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
"What People REALLY Think!" Time flies! This is my 50th post, unbelievable!! In the middle noughties, office arguments of the weird and freaky kind occcurred…
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krisq (32)in #introduceyourself • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
"Hatawmmcbfdwtmb!" Nope! NOT me aaarghing away after being bitten by a poisonous snake before coffee this morning! Just my muffled shouting: "Hiya Again To All Who Missed My…
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krisq (32)in #blog • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
"Oh Holy Fuck Flight!" Tim and his ubiquitous halo and goodiness started to take solid ground in all my diary entries of the news office actions, or rather, shenanigans! Hence…
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krisq (32)in #blog • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
"Joe Weider, Beach Buggies and Chicks!" Great sunny day was had with the office team’s day off. Peace and silence fucked up by some arsehole driving on the sand with a beach…
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krisq (32)in #blog • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
"Pre-Millennial Snowflakes Exist or…?" Office petty fights and fits. Kyle always moody, reacted badly to Tim’s remark about his ‘shitty’ surfing photography. Kyle swipes and…
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krisq (32)in #blog • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
"Penis & Pissing Hell Breaks Loose in Newsroom!!" After the penis-size scenario tooned in #Post 045, my next diary entry goes viral in office! Burt goes nuts on this…
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krisq (32)in #blog • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
"Salaries, Penises and…" Had to laugh out loud this morning! After hectic rain-storm and my flimsy internet mobile connection fizzling out here in the bush, I decided to dig…
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krisq (32)in #blog • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
"BOW 'n WOW!" Archery team from Russia visits our area for competing against the locals. Burt arrives back from this shoot moaning how bad our team fared. He could've done…
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krisq (32)in #blog • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
Bunny Girl! Funny Girl! Tim being away on a rushed news photo assignment, forgot to lock his metal cabinet. These cabinets were used for stashing our photo gear. Burt…
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krisq (32)in #blog • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
"FOR FUCKS' SAKE! What are you always jotting down Kris??!!" Tim always on my case whenever I write in my daily diary! 80% of the content (obviously) involves him and his…
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krisq (32)in #blog • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
Religion and Goodiness… Tim’s goodiness was always on the weekly chat agenda in our news office… with Burt batting to and fro ideas what a halo could be used for, etc.…
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krisq (32)in #blog • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
"JWT… Jurassic World Today!" When Jurassic World came out with Stephen Spielberg at the helm it had very good CGI indeed (for then!). Nowadays it is 99% perfect. Amazing how…
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krisq (32)in #introduceyourself • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
"Mad and Crazy Shit! Back to the future daily on my Steemit page converting my newsdesk diary entries – written while working as a photojournalist at an African newspaper in the…
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krisq (32)in #blog • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
"Fuck you Pinkie Arsehole!! Enjoy your day!" Found diary entry shouting expletives amongst the guys in the team… And yes… It was a Monday morning! It revolved around…
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krisq (32)in #blog • 7 years ago
Mad Cartoon Chronicles of 7 African Photojournalists
"Peni-Wacker Derma-Wand Shark Attack!" Local morning TV commercials run by Golden Gun had this wacky penis-looking electronic laser 'Derma-Wand' that you stroked over your…
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