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• kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  Father's Day

  Father's Day is a really stupid holiday. source Just saying.

  $16.81

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  • - Author $12.83
  • - Curators $3.98

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• kylo-ren (57)in #star-wars • 7 years ago

  Mother's Day.

  So I tried not to kill my mom. Then a douche swooped in and did it anyway. source

  $26.83

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  • - Author $20.44
  • - Curators $6.39

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• kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  Every year.

  So like 92 people came up to me on Friday to say "May the 4th be with you." Giphy 0 said anything to me on Saturday. Revenge of the 5th is so much cooler. Everyone sucks.

  $26.92

  • Past Payouts $26.92
  • - Author $20.52
  • - Curators $6.40

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• kylo-ren (57)in #funny • 7 years ago

  Scars are sexy.

  In my galaxy, we have the technology to replace severed limbs so of course we could repair this stupid scar on my face. But I decided to keep it because chicks dig scars. Sexy image.

  $51.63

  • Past Payouts $51.63
  • - Author $44.28
  • - Curators $7.35

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• kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  She said she would call.

  I've been standing here for like 3 hours waiting for this girl to contact me. src We have this special bond where we can experience each other's environment. I'd…

  $27.18

  • Past Payouts $27.18
  • - Author $20.65
  • - Curators $6.53

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• kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  I was robbed. But whatever.

  So they had some stupid awards for acting and movies last night. Not that I really care, but I didn't win again. Which is total b.s. considering that I acted like I…

  $21.67

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  • - Author $16.50
  • - Curators $5.17

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• kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  Force Powered Milk Man

  I'm not sure if you have heard, but I can do this really cool trick with this one girl who is nobody and comes from nowhere. We can interact physically without being in the…

  $38.22

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  • - Author $29.04
  • - Curators $9.18

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• kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  What if?

  This is what it would be like if I were like the typical Force user. src But it's not because I don't suck enough to get my arm cut off like every other idiot.

  $38.01

  • Past Payouts $38.01
  • - Author $28.88
  • - Curators $9.13

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• kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  Two sides to every story.

  Everybody always tells me what a great guy my dad was and how I should have patched things up with him. Here's an old home movie of their "hero". "I'm nice men." No you're not jerk!

  $29.74

  • Past Payouts $29.74
  • - Author $22.61
  • - Curators $7.13

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• kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  Valentine's Day is stupid anyway.

  So that girl wasn't impressed with my dance routine. But that's ok. We all know that you're my true Valentine. And Valentine's Day is lame.

  $44.56

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  • - Author $33.82
  • - Curators $10.74

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• kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  This should impress her.

  I think this one girl is really into me but she keeps playing it really cool. At the Valentine's Dance, I am going to show her my sweet dance moves. I think she is really going…

  $44.17

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  • - Author $33.53
  • - Curators $10.64

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• kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  Interior decorating.

  I got a new decoration for my office. I can't wait for someone to piss me off so I can cut this to ribbons.

  $48.60

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  • - Author $36.90
  • - Curators $11.70

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• kylo-ren (57)in #zappl • 7 years ago

  He never let me do what I wanted.

  This was the last family picture we took before my dad sent me away. knew I hated parting my hair on that side. What a jerk.

  $48.29

  • Past Payouts $48.29
  • - Author $38.18
  • - Curators & beneficiaries $10.11
  • > zappl: $3.62

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• kylo-ren (57)in #funny • 7 years ago

  Bundle of joy

  I found a video of me when I was a youngling. What kind of monster would send away such a smart, powerful and adorable youngling? And people still wonder why I hate my dad so much.

  $32.30

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  • - Author $24.57
  • - Curators $7.72

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• kylo-ren (57)in #funny • 7 years ago

  The real story?

  Looks like they are making a movie about my dad when he was younger. source Do you think they will show the time he abandoned his son with his crazy uncle who tried to…

  $30.89

  • Past Payouts $30.89
  • - Author $23.50
  • - Curators $7.39

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• kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  How rude.

  If you are going to Force link to someone when you are about to get in the shower, it is polite to warn them to put up their umbrella before turning on the water.…

  $27.35

  • Past Payouts $27.35
  • - Author $20.78
  • - Curators $6.57

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• kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  Co-workers

  What do I think about General Hux? One word: Pussy source

  $48.37

  • Past Payouts $48.37
  • - Author $36.67
  • - Curators $11.69

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• kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  Hey Girl (Not who you are thinking)

  Hey girl, I know you think my clothes look awesome... but wouldn't they look even better on your bedroom floor? Damn it! I have to keep reminding myself she's homeless.…

  $56.12

  • Past Payouts $56.12
  • - Author $42.59
  • - Curators $13.53

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• kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  Do you think this line will work?

  Hey girl (no one you know), You're so hot that I can't even take my eyes off of you when I sign my name. How about you and I fill out some mortgage documents so I can…

  $56.24

  • Past Payouts $56.24
  • - Author $42.63
  • - Curators $13.61

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• kylo-ren (57)in #punchline • 7 years ago

  What do you think?

  Do you think that this is a good picture for my tinder profile? I added a little gray so it would really pop. source Not that I care what you think.

  $50.93

  • Past Payouts $50.93
  • - Author $38.63
  • - Curators $12.29

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