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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
Do you want to go on a ate?
Do you want to go on a ate? Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
Are you a mirror?
Are you a mirror? Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you.
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
Would you f*ck a stranger?
Would you f*ck a stranger? Would you f*ck a stranger? No?! – Then let me introduce myself, my name is DICK
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
Are you a poster?
Are you a poster? Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
How much does a polar bear weigh?
How much does a polar bear weigh? How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket?
Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
Are you harembes enclosure?
Are you harembes enclosure? Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
Are you a vampire?
Are you a vampire? Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
Girl, are those space pants?
Girl, are those space pants? Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
You know what material this is?
You know what material this is? You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine? Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
Are you religios?
Are you religios? Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
Are you a vampire?
Are you a vampire? Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
How much does it cost to date you?
How much does it cost to date you? How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
Damn Girl is your name Wifi?
Damn Girl is your name Wifi? Damn Girl is your name Wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection!
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
Is your dad retarded?
Is your dad retarded? Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special!
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
Is your name Daniel?
Is your name Daniel? Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
Are you from Japan?
Are you from Japan? Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.
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ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago
Are you harembes enclosure?
Are you harembes enclosure? Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
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