• lorenzortega (35)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #101

  Chuck Norris talked to himself in his mother's womb. Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!

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• lorenzortega (35)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #100

  The U2 song "Sunday Bloody Sunday" was written to depict the day of the week when Chuck Norris has sex with Irish women. Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!

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• lorenzortega (35)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #99

  Chuck Norris gets 95% in a 50-50 partnership. Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!

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• lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #97

  Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's…

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• lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #96

  During WWII Chuck Norris was drafted into the Army. He mercilessly roundhouse kicked everyone to death including Ally soldiers. Their resting place is now known as Arlington…

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• lorenzortega (35)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #95

  Swine gets Chuck Norris flu Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!

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• lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #94

  A crocodile attacked Chuck Norris while he swam in a Florida river. The same croc was seen at a local veterinarians office the next day attempting to get a set of teeth to…

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• lorenzortega (35)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #93

  If you download more than five images of Chuck Norris, your hard drive will explode. Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!

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• lorenzortega (35)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #92

  chinese people are always squinting there eyes because there afraid if they open them they'll see Chuck Norris Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!

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• lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #91

  Chuck Norris is so fast that the GPS speaks to him in the past tense. Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!

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• lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #90

  Chuck Norris makes big girls cry Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!

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• lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #89

  Chuck Norris doesn't commit susicide, susicide commits him Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!

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• lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #88

  Chuck Norris can get a McDonald's Happy Meal at Burger King. Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!

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• lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #87

  Chuck Norris' kindergarten has land-mines in the sandpit. Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!

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• lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #86

  Whenever people are holding wooden boards, Chuck Norris breaks them in half. Then he breaks the boards. Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!

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• lorenzortega (35)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #85

  Chuck Norris' earlobes can roundhouse kick your face through the back of your skull. Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!

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• lorenzortega (35)in #jokes • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #84

  Chuck Norris delights in having BLT sandwiches for lunch! But understandably his BLT's are made of Barracuda, Leaches & Tarantulas nn buttered Texas Toast. Thank You for…

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• lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #83

  Chuck Norris and his toothbrush can take on a guy wielding a crowbar. And win. Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!

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• lorenzortega (35)in #poetry • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #82

  Chuck Norris can ride his bike with no handlebars..............or wheels Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!

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• lorenzortega (35)in #poetry • 6 years ago

  Chuck Norris Jokes #81

  Chuck Norris' unicycle is equipped with a windshield, cup holder, Bose Surround Sound Sterio System, beer cooler, flood lights, toilet, ash tray, bunk beds, 60 inch flat screen…

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