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markzuckerbergs (56)in #punchline • 7 years ago
happy summer solstice.
When you finally feel summer has arrived after long season of winter.
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Stay away.
When i'm tired and someone try to talk to me.
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Funny
The only time you wish you had smaller penis.
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Happy Father's Day
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Funny
When the teacher does not notice that one of my answers was incorrect in a test.
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Mood on monday
My reaction when someone bother me on monday.
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Flattering for upvotes.
My reaction when i check #punchline tag and @traf's post.
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Disappointment
Steemians reaction when steemit inc just make some small changes in UI instead of solving big problems.
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #punchline • 7 years ago
People get me wrong.
After you shave your pubes.
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Hand is now my friend.
Man's life after break up.
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #punchline • 7 years ago
Somewhere is Asia.
This is how some people in asia prepare their non veg noodles.
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #funny • 7 years ago
I will be there in 5 minutes.
She -" come over" Me - "Can't, i am at war" She - " My parents are not at home" Me - " "
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #funny • 7 years ago
Only 40 steem Power ?
When my gold digger girlfriend check my steem wallet.
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #funny • 7 years ago
Social Media vs reality.
The false self on social media.
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #funny • 7 years ago
Active again.
Me and my colleagues when my boss suddenly shows up.
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #funny • 7 years ago
When you go to water park with your kids.
"Okay, mommy's gonna pretend that didn't happen. Let's go. Quickly now."
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #funny • 7 years ago
Somewhere in middle east.
Men's first love.. Gif source Giphy
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #funny • 7 years ago
Oldschool
What i feel when i see the term nodes, scalability, smart contracts and other blockchain's stuff. Gif source tenor.com
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #funny • 7 years ago
Funny fake reactions
When i told my friends how steemit works and they pretend like they understand everything.
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markzuckerbergs (56)in #funny • 7 years ago
You have to go through this pain.
After a week of constipation, I feel a poop coming and it feels like it is too big to pass but there's no way of stopping it. Gif source Giphy
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