• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 160

  Thoughts on Programming, Number 44: It's redundant! It's redundant! -R. E. Dundant

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 159

  I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 158

  Nobody wants constructive criticism. It's all we can do to put up with constructive praise.

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 157

  Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of: (1)…

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 156

  " 'Martyrdom' is the only way a person can become famous without ability" George Bernard Shaw -

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 155

  First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 154

  Advertising is legalized lying. --H. G. Wells--

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 153

  Jone's Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 152

  For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. -- H. L. Mencken

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 151

  There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else.

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 150

  Calkin's Law of Menu Language: The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the resulting dish.

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 149

  Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 148

  after all, who buys the mop ? probably a purchasing agent who never lays his hand on one. does he ever go down and talk to the janitor and find out how well that mop works ? sid crown

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 147

  There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple and died. While her lover lamented The apple fermented And made cider inside her inside.

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 146

  Beware of all enterprises requiring new clothes.

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 145

  Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever when they are only wasting their time. --George Bernard Shaw--

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 144

  The man who is always talking about being a gentleman never is one.

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 143

  Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don't get. Try to avoid…

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 142

  Approval Seeker's Law: Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.

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• mrquote (35)in #quote • 7 years ago

  Daily Quote 141

  Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy: Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

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