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norman-deplume (56)in #story • 8 years ago
My "Petty Party": Commuting with A "C"... Word. Pt. 2
It's been awhile since I've been here but I was blindsided by some serious family obligations with a pile of other mandatory incidentals. In other words life stops for no one and…
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norman-deplume (56)in #story • 8 years ago
Come to my first "Petty Party": Commuting with A "C"... Word.
A couple of months ago I told you about my "Petty Parties." Like roaming rave parties it can happen at any time, any where. It's a play on words inviting one and all to read some…
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norman-deplume (56)in #blog • 8 years ago
Useful-less Information #1 The proper way to pronounce 50 Cent
Welcome to the first edition of "Useful-less Information". It may not be all that useful but it's not all that useless either. Fun facts you never really gave a second thought…
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norman-deplume (56)in #story • 8 years ago
Hairy situations always happens on a New Year
Comin' from the club last nigh bringing in the New Year, I heard a loud commotion coming from around the corner. It was a Weave, Hair Extensions and Wig in a loud, heated…
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norman-deplume (56)in #writing • 8 years ago
As far as I'm concerned ANY and everyday is Christmas
As far as I'm concerned ANY day is Christmas. To prove that I posted this today, almost a week later. One day is no different from the next. Even Sade said it in the last verse…
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norman-deplume (56)in #writing • 8 years ago
Some People Are Actual Oxymorons... "Real Phony"
It's as if I can practically see the needles jumping on a lie detector when it comes to some people. Little do they know that their subconscious causes their moves to tell on…
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norman-deplume (56)in #writing • 8 years ago
How she unlocked your phone not once but twice!
A friend of mine was completely baffled after his wife unlocked his phone when he never gave her the code in the first place. He changed it and to his disbelief she eventually…
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norman-deplume (56)in #writing • 8 years ago
A Meeting Between The Brain And The Other Holes In The Head
The Brain called a meeting with the other organs of the head. They've been a bit lethargic and he figured they needed a pep talk. "Nose" said The Brain. "You're doing a fine…
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norman-deplume (56)in #subculture • 8 years ago
The Reason Why You Get Poked On Facebook
Many times on Facebook I would see posts by women asking why are they being poked, what good is a poke? Why did Facebook create it and why do they continue to keep? I took the…
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norman-deplume (56)in #life • 8 years ago
Come One Come All To My Petty Parties!
Due to the erratic nature of pettiness it's almost improbable to remember it all let alone document it as it occurs. Sometimes they come in so quickly I can barely keep up with…
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norman-deplume (56)in #random • 8 years ago
When I stumbled upon Steemit
This was supposed to be my very first post on Steemit. I should have posted this about a month ago but due to me trying to be some sort of literary perfectionist I feel that I…
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norman-deplume (56)in #meme • 8 years ago
It's The Last Supper. Might As Well Go Out In Style.
We've relied on literature, sketches and the occasional painting to piece together whatever we consider credible history. What if, just what if it's all been edited to give it…
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norman-deplume (56)in #steem • 8 years ago
What if what happens in cartoons could happen in real life?
I created this meme awhile back. People thought it was hilarious for weeks. It IS funny, LOL!
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norman-deplume (56)in #steem • 8 years ago
Take Your C.R.E.A.M. and Steemit!
Cash Rules Everything Around Me, CREAM! Get the money! Dollar, dollar y'all! Kiss the ring! This meme derived from the music video form the album "Follow The Leader"…
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norman-deplume (56)in #introducemyself • 8 years ago
Captain's Log 102816: Inside The Mind Of A Complicated Man
Hi STEEM, Allow me to re-introduce myself, my name is Norm Deplume. I was born, raised and still live in Brooklyn, New York. I was conceived by strict immigrant parents from the…
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norman-deplume (56)in #technology • 8 years ago
The Big Picture Here Is No Picture! Do You See A Picture?
Steemit, I don't know.. Why are we going backwards in time to the days of relying on one site to post a picture on another. I haven't had to deal with such unnecessary and…
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norman-deplume (56)in #introduceyorself • 8 years ago
Hi, my name is Norm Deplume and STEEM is going to be my therapy
People of STEEM! My name is Norm DePlume and I think I've found a place I can let off some REAL Steam. (Love the name by the way, lol). There's a lot going on in my head…
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